Monday, July 18, 2005
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Our little town is basically owned by one very large and very rich family who are in the textile business. So there are lots of statues all over town depicting family scenes involving textiles like sheets and towels and what not. This one statue features a mom, a baby who's just had a bath and is running to her dad. Well, periodically you'll drive by and the baby is gone. Kids steal her all the time. We've lived in this town for 2 years next month and baby has been stolen 3 times! You know that the dude in charge of making new babies is so tired of this. And what do the thieves do with a big, bronze baby?