I was in line at a gas station buying water about 30 minutes South of the Virginia border Monday when I heard the following conversation between a guy in line in front of me and the clerk:
Customer: Hi I'd like 2 scratch off tickets please.
Worker: You'd have to go to Virginia for that.
C: What do you mean, I just came from there.
W: We don't have the lottery.
C: Are you serious? You're like the only state on the East coast without one. Not even scratch offs?
C: Wow. So then what do people buy when they get gas?
W: Well, we do have pecan log rolls.