Relax

So it is now a little past 11 PM the night before my surgery. I went to the hospital today and gave blood and got my bracelet. Then I picked up my 4 little pills I had to take tonight to relax my cervix. Sweet monkey knuckles. I am gonna die. I have been cramping for the last 2 hours like someone is pulling my organs out through my whoopie with an egg beater.
My fabulous husband made a wonderful dinner of steak and fettucini alfredo and even that couldn't take my mind off these cramps. I am only recording this on my BLOG to serve as a reminder to never let anyone try and relax my cervix again.
I'm going to bed now to count the hours till I can storm the hospital and demand pain meds stat!
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