But you're Irish

For years I've wanted a Moravian star to hang on the front porch during Christmas time. Jon's always told me I couldn't hang a Moravian star because "You're Irish and you don't want to offend the Moravians." He was better at geography in school so I just went with it. Then I started noticing that we live amongst tons of Moravians. We must because I'd see those stars everywhere. I don't even know where Moravia is, so I certainly wasn't aware of a mass Moravian exodus to the Carolinas. Turns out the Moravians are nice people who probably don't mind if non-Moravians hang their star at Christmas, and I'm married to a frugal boy who just didn't want to shell out the cash for front porch Moravian bling.