As you can imagine, I've been a little on edge recently. I've been noticing tiny things that really, REALLY get on my nerves that wouldn't normally. One is that we apparently can not watch game shows at home because Ike thinks people are constantly ringing the doorbell so a barkfest ensues. Another is a commercial that tends to air during said game shows for Wash 'n Curl shampoo. This morning my hair was straight, then Brad called so I went curly. Thanks wash and curl. No you didn't! You DID NOT wash your hair then step out of the shower with big springy curls. You lying bastards! Why do they let such stupid ass products promote themselves on tv?! Shut up you overcompensated wench you know they spent hours curling your hair with a curling iron because I CAN SEE THE MARK IN YOUR HAIR FROM THE IRON!!! Ok, sorry, I'm going to go take some more meds now. And maybe a bath. But I can promise that even if I did have that moronic shampoo I'd still get out of the tub with thin fine hair that laughs an evil laugh at any curling device. Muhahaha!
One seller that won't lead you on with impossible promises is me. I listed some more stuff on eBay. We've officially started fundraising for the hefty price tag that comes with adoption. The silver shoes I'm selling won't make you famous or curly headed, but since they are heels you will get taller. Click here for the whole list.