I was eating my cereal while checking my email this morning. The pugs were begging to lick my empty bowl (even though I still had a ways to go). I told them "Girls, it doesn't help you get my bowl faster when you scratch up Mommy's legs."
Then Jon yells from the family room "Shred her!"
J: It will be nice to have a kid around here. I can tell her to go do stuff.
S: Well yeah, Marc's got Jake trained to go get him beers!
J: Oh, it's going to go WAY beyond that.